Fun in the Sun.
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Many a patron of the Dan has mused about the many wonderful drinking options that we faithfully provide. From the classic elegance of the front bar to the modern sophistication of the function room. Alas, since the smoking ban, these magnificent places have been off limits to those wanting to have a pint of the good stuff and a gasper at the same time. This led to the unveiling of the beer garden. Whilst warmly regarded by many, it’s constant air of construction and lights that have been referred to as “like a deli counter” have led many a patron to speculate about the prospect of having a “quiet one” and a “sneaky durrie” out the front of the pub. Unfortunately, due to the powers that be, this dream has simply been that, a dream.
That is folks, until NOW. yes, you read it first here, (drum roll…) WE HAVE TABLES OUT THE FRONT!!!
Gaze on the magnificent “Dan O’Connell Wilderness Triangle”, a vast field of unsurpassed beauty. Witness the incredible nightly migration of the lycra clad cyclists down the “bike highway”, the majesty of Alexandra Parade or the nocturnal activities of the local youth in stunning detail from the comfort of your own luxury chair. Even Sir David Attenborough himself is in talks with the BBC about a series of documentaries to rival “Yellowstone”.
So come down, grab a feed, sit out the front in sheer bliss. Take your drinks out. Have a fag. Eat a parma. It’s all good. Summer, fuck yeah!
